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martes, septiembre 05, 2006

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Hace mucho tiempo que no escribía, pero es que han sido un par de meses muy, muy complicados...
Paso a contaros una historia (aunque quizá si eres menor no debas leerlo por posibles daños psicológicos):



“Erase una vez un pequeño reino, gobernado al 50% por dos hermanos, Papix (que era muy trabajador y buena persona) y Dientesdeperrix (muy avaricioso, al que solo le gustaba beber, fumar y contar dinero). Mal que bien, este pequeño reino nunca fue invadido por ninguna gran potencia, y eso es debido a que no era una gran molestia, tenía su sitio en el mapa, pero no era conflictivo...al menos exteriormente.


Pasaron unos cuantos años, y Fefox (un hombre tremendamente instruido), hijo mayor de Papix, entró a formar parte del gobierno.
Sin embargo, el malvado y despreciable ser Dientesdeperrix, sintiéndose en un imaginaria desventaja causada por la envidia y los celos, ascendió al mismo grado de Fefox, al bufón más tonto de la corte, Almorranix (un ser gordo y deforme, el cual apenas sabía leer ni escribir, y que era famoso en el reino debido a sus continuas traiciones).


Continuaron cayendo las hojas de los árboles unas cuantas temporadas más, pero el gobierno de éste pequeño reino cada vez se hacía más complicado.


Poco tiempo más tarde saltan a la palestra dos nuevos hijos de los soberanos, Rufux, hijo de Papix, y en la misma línea que su hermano Fefox, trabajador y buena persona, y Calvinix, hijo de Dientesdeperrix y si es posible, más complicado, traidor, avaricioso y mala persona que su malvado padre.
Pues bien, la llegada al gobierno de ambos, hizo surgir una serie de rencillas familiares internas, mientras unos intentaban conseguir la felicidad y el bienestar de todas las gentes del reino, otros se dedicaban a enriquecerse, a llenarse los bolsillos de la forma en que pudieran sin preocuparse en ningun momento por nadie más que no fueran ellos mismo...y tanto Dientesdeperrix, como Calvinix, como el tonto bufón Almorranix, urdieron un complicado plan para derrocar a Papix y a sus hijos.
Este plan se basaba principalmente en robos, de información, de dinero, de documentos...y una congelación total de la toma de decisiones militares, lo cual provoco una debilitación total del pequeño reino.
Por este motivo y para evitar una invasión masiva, y por lo tanto la masacre de los habitantes de estas tierras, Papix, Fefox y Rufux, tras muchos pensamiento y con todo el dolor de su corazón, decidieron abdicar y dejar el control en manos de los otros tres malhechores, pensando que hacían lo menos malo para todos, puesto que no había ninguna otra solución posible.


Pues bien, esto no era suficiente para los avariciosos Dientesdeperrix, Almorranix y Calvinix , que no contentos con su victoria quisieron cortar las manos y coser la boca de Papix y los suyos para que estos no pudieran nunca más hacer nada bueno por la gente de este pequeño reino...”



¿Os gusta la historia?, ¿Cómo creéis que acaba?...escribirme poniendo como creéis que acaba, o como os gustaría que acabase y yo os iré informando periódicamente.

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    Pero el tiempo fue pasando... y la gente del reino cada vez más debilitada, perseguida, acosada, maltratada, robada, expoliada, masacrada y asesinada, poco a poco fue abandonando el país, hasta que un día los tres malignos sujetos se encontraron con que habían consumido y gastado todos los recursos del país. Habían condenado a su gente a la muerte y el país finalmente desapareció. Hoy en día este país estaría situado más o menos en la europa de Paracuellix de los castillos, pero como digo tan sólo quedan restos de lo que un día fue un pequeño pero próspero país...

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